I don't need US magazine, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight (sorry Tesh), or People magazine because of my brother, Kent. He lets me in on all news, from which Jonas Brother is engaged {the ugly one}, to what business Corey Feldman is currently managing {the Men's Wearhouse}.
I am eternally grateful for Kent and his long list of useful celebrity news.
Until today.
Recently, Kent brought to light a new show on VH1 called "The Great Debate" in which a team of experts debate on certain topics like "Beatles or the Stones" and "Ginger or Mary Ann". I don't have cable so I am unable to see such an extraordinary show.
Kent told me of a recent episode in which they debated who had a better mustache:
Tom Selleck
OR
Burt Reynolds.
Now, the obvious choice of who has the greater stash is the glorious Selleck, right? Right?
WRONG!!
According to a team of "experts", Burt seems to have the greater mustache.
I'm just appalled.
Thanks, Kent, for the fantastic news.
And thanks, Halloween 2006, for allowing me to wear the wrong costume. Apparently, I should NOT have dressed as Tom Selleck's Mustache seen in "Quigley Down Under".